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| mozzarella Posts : 46 anti-anti-squid  |
Giggling; thrice around a unilever cusp the CHOCK the CHOCK the CHOCK bloody hell I can't get it out the CHOCK the CHOCK the OH! STOP IT WEEPING! oh CHOCK godCHOCK it's OH! STOP!it'sBLEEDING EVERYWHERE! (Giggling; mice around a unicleaver prong). oh the CLOCK oh the FLOCK oh the BLOCK oh the HUMIDIFIER-NECKLACE "***--PROFESSOR ARISTOTLE IS FUCKING SWEET--***" shouted the city councilman. I REFUSE TO BE A SQUID! I REFUSE TO BE A CITY COUNCILMAN! I REFUSE TO STOP BURNING CHURCHES! (that's what they're for!) Wiggling; lice around a uniweaver hat! The biweaver hat is out of fashion (old hat) and there is a starfish on my nose CHOCK lice wink at me from your tentacle pallet they catapult vertically long, elegant strands of anti- and short, squat lumps of anti- and medium, crusty stratospheres of anti (with un's attached)- and dry, scaly folds of anti- and fat, gooey sacs of anti- shouting "PROFESSOR ARISTOTLE IS FUCKING SWEET!" HAH! I AM THE ANTI-SQUID! And it's bleeding too! How nice! Hickok fucks Dagwood in his thigh hole; Nick Beef jerks it. the JERK the JERK the JERK oh god the church is burning AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN there is seaweed in my henhouse and I am less than altogether certain that it is structurally integral there are polyps in my whorehouse and Professor Aristotle's in there too because it's a henhouse whorehouse cum bucket. When I cum images/icones/icon9.gif I want to make you water tight. Muck eye new! Tit retarded walk ought' na EYE! the TELSON the CHELIPED the CEPHALATHORAX oh christ somebody get that chicken out of here! He's burning! He's Burning! Like a cephalathorax that has yet to be coated with flame-retardant teflon! " images/icones/icon9.gif and images/icones/icon9.gif or images/icones/icon9.gif !" he cried like a dyspeptic tophat displaying a painting of a rubber chicken radiant like some kind of fabulous god named Professor Aristotle Zamboni. A car, blinking. The centerfold a firing line a scurvy blackguard backbar guaiacol smearing his epaulette in the face of a dead chicken of whom he is cruelly jealous And a periodical bellyache maraca tome: A tosspot reversing into your slotty eye: Dead rubber chickens crawing under your skin with the impulse of a redneck building inspector drilling into ANTI- with PRO-like pharyngeals, dull from silty sand OH OH OH MY, OH OH, OH [giddy] HOW WONDERFUL THAT FEELS! |
| Professor Aristotle Posts : 34 anti-anti-squid  |
. Giggling; thrice around a unilever cusp the CHOCK the CHOCK the CHOCK bloody hell I can't get it out the CHOCK the CHOCK the OH! STOP IT WEEPING! oh CHOCK godCHOCK it's OH! STOP!it'sBLEEDING EVERYWHERE! (Giggling; mice around a unicleaver prong). oh the CLOCK oh the FLOCK oh the BLOCK oh the HUMIDIFIER-NECKLACE "***--PROFESSOR ARISTOTLE IS FUCKING SWEET--***" shouted the city councilman. I REFUSE TO BE A SQUID! I REFUSE TO BE A CITY COUNCILMAN! I REFUSE TO STOP BURNING CHURCHES! (that's what they're for!) Wiggling; lice around a uniweaver hat! The biweaver hat is out of fashion (old hat) and there is a starfish on my nose CHOCK lice wink at me from your tentacle pallet they catapult vertically long, elegant strands of anti- and short, squat lumps of anti- and medium, crusty stratospheres of anti (with un's attached)- and dry, scaly folds of anti- and fat, gooey sacs of anti- shouting "PROFESSOR ARISTOTLE IS FUCKING SWEET!" HAH! I AM THE ANTI-SQUID! And it's bleeding too! How nice! Hickok fucks Dagwood in his thigh hole; Nick Beef jerks it. the JERK the JERK the JERK oh god the church is burning AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN there is seaweed in my henhouse and I am less than altogether certain that it is structurally integral there are polyps in my whorehouse and Professor Aristotle's in there too because it's a henhouse whorehouse cum bucket. When I cum images/icones/icon9.gif I want to make you water tight. Muck eye new! Tit retarded walk ought' na EYE! the TELSON the CHELIPED the CEPHALATHORAX oh christ somebody get that chicken out of here! He's burning! He's Burning! Like a cephalathorax that has yet to be coated with flame-retardant teflon! " images/icones/icon9.gif and images/icones/icon9.gif or images/icones/icon9.gif !" he cried like a dyspeptic tophat displaying a painting of a rubber chicken radiant like some kind of fabulous god named Professor Aristotle Zamboni. A car, blinking. The centerfold a firing line a scurvy blackguard backbar guaiacol smearing his epaulette in the face of a dead chicken of whom he is cruelly jealous And a periodical bellyache maraca tome: A tosspot reversing into your slotty eye: Dead rubber chickens crawing under your skin with the impulse of a redneck building inspector drilling into ANTI- with PRO-like pharyngeals, dull from silty sand OH OH OH MY, OH OH, OH [giddy] HOW WONDERFUL THAT FEELS! ALMOST AS WONDERFUL AS CARRESSING THE MUSCULAR CHEST OF AN ADONIS-LIKE RUBBER CHICKEN! |
| Mr Edwards admin Posts : 35  |
Giggling; thrice around a unilever cusp the CHOCK the CHOCK the CHOCK bloody hell I can't get it out the CHOCK the CHOCK the OH! STOP IT WEEPING! oh CHOCK godCHOCK it's OH! STOP!it'sBLEEDING EVERYWHERE! (Giggling; mice around a unicleaver prong). oh the CLOCK oh the FLOCK oh the BLOCK oh the HUMIDIFIER-NECKLACE "***--PROFESSOR ARISTOTLE IS FUCKING SWEET--***" shouted the city councilman. I REFUSE TO BE A SQUID! I REFUSE TO BE A CITY COUNCILMAN! I REFUSE TO STOP BURNING CHURCHES! (that's what they're for!) Wiggling; lice around a uniweaver hat! The biweaver hat is out of fashion (old hat) and there is a starfish on my nose CHOCK lice wink at me from your tentacle pallet they catapult vertically long, elegant strands of anti- and short, squat lumps of anti- and medium, crusty stratospheres of anti (with un's attached)- and dry, scaly folds of anti- and fat, gooey sacs of anti- shouting "PROFESSOR ARISTOTLE IS FUCKING SWEET!" HAH! I AM THE ANTI-SQUID! And it's bleeding too! How nice! Hickok fucks Dagwood in his thigh hole; Nick Beef jerks it. the JERK the JERK the JERK oh god the church is burning AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN there is seaweed in my henhouse and I am less than altogether certain that it is structurally integral there are polyps in my whorehouse and Professor Aristotle's in there too because it's a henhouse whorehouse cum bucket. When I cum images/icones/icon9.gif I want to make you water tight. Muck eye new! Tit retarded walk ought' na EYE! the TELSON the CHELIPED the CEPHALATHORAX oh christ somebody get that chicken out of here! He's burning! He's Burning! Like a cephalathorax that has yet to be coated with flame-retardant teflon! " images/icones/icon9.gif and images/icones/icon9.gif or images/icones/icon9.gif !" he cried like a dyspeptic tophat displaying a painting of a rubber chicken radiant like some kind of fabulous god named Professor Aristotle Zamboni. A car, blinking. The centerfold a firing line a scurvy blackguard backbar guaiacol smearing his epaulette in the face of a dead chicken of whom he is cruelly jealous And a periodical bellyache maraca tome: A tosspot reversing into your slotty eye: Dead rubber chickens crawing under your skin with the impulse of a redneck building inspector drilling into ANTI- with PRO-like pharyngeals, dull from silty sand OH OH OH MY, OH OH, OH [giddy] HOW WONDERFUL THAT FEELS! ALMOST AS WONDERFUL AS CARRESSING THE MUSCULAR CHEST OF AN ADONIS-LIKE RUBBER CHICKEN! OR SHITTING ON A CUPBOARD! | ||||||||
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